Its 7:30 a.m. I’m in my friend’s room after a night of drinking. We were out until 3 a.m., but here I am, awake on a couch in a white room filled with sunlight from the window before my cell phone alarm goes off. I force myself to get up and get out the door.
Run home. Shower. Eat. Get out. The Carl Junction Bluegrass Festival was waiting.
It’s 10 ‘til 9. I’m driving a fast as I can, searching frantically for Carl Junction. I’ve only been there twice, and it was six months ago when I last had any reason to go out there. I found the same dirt road I had six months before, so I think I’m on the right track…until I cross into Kansas.
Realizing how unfamiliar I am with this area, I keep driving until I see a water tower. I punch it down a dirt road, hoping that every cop in CJ is patrolling the festival. Lucky me, I was right, or at least right enough not to have a police officer pull me over and ask me to slow down in one form or another.
I finally make it at 10 after, just long enough to get good parking in the shade and move to listen to the first band tuning up. Apparently they weren’t the only ones who got there late, so I feel relieved. I find my contacts by dumb luck. Both conversations went something like this.
“Hi. I’m Nathan Carter with The Chart.”
“Oh hi. Shayla told me someone would be coming. I’m (insert name).”
It was weird, but it made the job easy, which is something I always appreciate.
I sit there, listening to the first band play. Not bad. Same for the second, but I became increasingly uneasy as I sat there and listened to the music.
I look around. Grandparents with their grandchildren and older couples. No problem. I look around again. Cowboy hats, baseball caps with vehicle and tractor logos, cowboy boots and tucked in dress shirts or polo shirts. Then it hits me.
Oh…dear…God.
I call my photographer. He won’t be there for another half hour. I begin to walk around. I feel as though I’m a fresh amputee in a shark tank. Eyes are following me from everywhere, though I don’t know where, I know they’re watching, waiting for the right moment to strike, when suddenly, a hand reaches out and taps on my shoulder.
I turn around quickly to see my opposition, just to realize it is a friend from work.
“So what are you doing out here?” he asks me.
He’s wearing a T-shirt. It’s still tucked in and he is wearing boots, but I begin to breathe a little easier.
As noon rolls around, I have received all of my interviews for next week’s paper and am satisfied. I leave to eat and then leave for Cannabis Revival.
I arrive at 2 p.m. with my photographers ready with their gear. I drove quickly, but I know they noticed how wild my driving is. One nearly got car sick. Almost instantly I begin running into friends and past interviewees, all of which ask me if I’m still at the paper and what I’ve been up to, then the same question comes up.
“Do you want a hit?”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“It’s not my thing.”
The reactions were all varied, but I don’t think any of them hated me for it. I apparently freaked one old dude out with my answer, but I don’t know him, so I hardly care. All I know is he freaks me out by getting in my face about not smoking and backs down, fast. I’m fine with it.
It begins to sprinkle, and fear of rain sends everybody under the pavilion. The smell is thick and comedy ensues. There is a little fluffy black dog with blue dye on his white tuft, and another small dog with red polka dots on his fur.
The Underground Blues Division play their last show. I run into a friend of mine who is a vendor. He gets me backstage to talk to the guitar player, Nathan Keck, who has been hand selected to move into Grady Champion. The interview goes smoothly.
My next task, find my photographers who I lost somewhere in the middle of everything. I hear my name. It’s not them. An old friend of mine, Zakk, was carrying around his pet snake, Circe. She is about five feet long. I play with her and take photos, then hold her, drape her on my neck and take off my shoes. I realize I was in the pavilion for too long as I have taken my shoes off in the presence of a snake.
My friend moves on. My photographers move in. The rest of the day is as follows. I lose my photographers to a friend. I find them. They find a friend. I find an interview. I find them. They find me. The Scooby Doo door trick occurs. I get carried away somewhere. I find them. I have an interview. They find me. I find a friend. I find them…
I leave after getting an interview with Gary Johnson sometime around 7:30 to cover Raycliff Manor’s Screamfest. I interview the second to last band to play, Brutally Frank, and then attempt to photograph them. I fail miserably. I then try to interview the following band, the Independents, a national act that were once managed by Joey Ramone of the Ramones. Half are in the haunt house. The other half are on the spook trail.
Meanwhile, the band does a quick sound check and waits for more people to arrive. All the people that would be there are at Cannabis Revival. A beautiful woman sits at a vendor booth in a costume. I get some contact info for her pre-haunted house show, then ask for her number. She is married.
“I’m in costume so I don’t have my ring on…”
“I noticed.”
“Otherwise I’d give you my number.”
One…Two…Three strikes you’re out.
Another vendor was selling balloon animals. They stop me and tell me they will be throwing all of them away if somebody doesn’t take them. I see two pink panthers and ask for them for everybody’s favorite “not not not not gay” columnist at The Chart. The vendors do not stop piling them on until I look like a child in a safety bubble. The smell of balloons makes me feel childish. I laugh like a hyena; my photographer takes plenty of pictures.
I catch three songs from the Independents and have to run to Me Like Bees at Blackthorn Pizza and Pub. It is 9:30 p.m. This is the first break of the day because I arrive early, so I get a drink. My Editor in Chief is standing there among other friends.
“You drink on the job?”
Pause. “Uh…I drink on breaks?”
I only have one, which was still probably unprofessional for me, but the shots work out. Now forward to Cannabis Revival After Party, only, they are charging a cover. I mull it over with my friends. We decide to get Mexican food and go to a house. It is 3 a.m. Everybody goes their separate ways.
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